It occurs to me that expecting people to ask me to do stuff is a little unreasonable when they have no proof I can do anything. So here are a couple of my professional portfolios, plus a few suggestions for things I have access to that people might have interest in hiring.
Majored in Religious Studies
Minored in Folklore, Criminology, and Creative Writing
3D Printer (8 in. X 8 in. printing area)
Social Media (Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, Instagram)
Photoshop CS5 / Illustrator CS 5
Fontographer (Yes. I can make fonts.)
Academic Library Access
Webcam and Microphone
Panasonic Lumix Digital Camera
Divination Tools (Tarot decks and I-Ching – I can read cards for you, or I can teach you to read them for yourself.)
Kitchen (For food-making!)
Grocery Stores (for prepackaged foods local to the US in general or Kentucky specifically)
Musical Instruments (Piano, Trumpet, French Horn)
Flea Markets, Junk Shops, Thrift Shops, and Antique Stores
This list will expand when I think of other resources available to me that might spark interest.